"Sorry guys, I can't be in Vegas because my wife's having a breakdown. Believe me, you don't want to make that call to a bunch of former male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic chant." -Phil Dunphy from Modern Family |
Penny [about Dave's perm]: "You like Keri Russell after she ruined Felicity." |
I miss Michael Scott. Michael- "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um...easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
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