|"Sorry guys, I can't be in Vegas because my wife's having a breakdown. Believe me, you don't want to make that call to a bunch of former male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic chant." -Phil Dunphy from Modern Family|
|Penny [about Dave's perm]: "You like Keri Russell after she ruined Felicity."|
I miss Michael Scott. Michael- "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um...easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."